Worse Day Ever

Today might just be the worst day of my life. My Aunt Marion and Uncle John are in the hospital. I cut myself by accident. One of my teeth hurts for absolutely no reason. Today is the worse day ever!

Jess

Trolls

My social studies teacher told me this story. The sister of another social studies teacher has a ten year old son. He called his mom's secretary five times in a row. The secretary told the mom to call her son because something is wrong. The mom calls him and he shouts trolls into the phone. She tells him she'll be home at five. When she gets home, the boy is upstairs and pushed all the furniture against the closet. She moves the stuff back and opens the closet door. There is a midget in the closet! She starts screaming and so does the midget, and the boy says "It's a troll!" When all three of them calm down, the mom asks the midget what he is doing in the house and he says he works for the census. When the midget rang the doorbell, the son thought he was a troll, scooped him up, threw the midget in the closet and pushed all the furniture against the doors. The dude was in there for hours. I just have one question. How did the midget ring the doorbell?

Random Things

dig fish cats wolves murder ncis animals cooties tigers angels books leopards into the woods jonas brothers fiddler on the roof snake throughly modern millie roosters peter pan baboons annie elephants seussical monkeys the wizard of oz anne frank dogs rap eagles music hawks. this is a random post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Expect more soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jess

Sdrawkcab Gnitirw

Olleh!
Siht tsop si tuoba sdrawkcab gnitirw. Ti si os looc. Ym eman delleps sdrawkcab si Acissej Zesiohc. Sdrawkcab gniggolb skcor ym skcos ffo! Fi uoy syug ekil siht, yas sey ni rouy stnemmoc, dna ereht lliw eb erom ekil siht. Yas on, dna siht lliw eb eht tsal eno. Os das.


Eyb,
Ssej

S.P. esaelp etov sey ro on htiw rouy stnemmoc. Rouy noinipo no siht rettam si yrev tnatropmi ot em.

Hi Everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Everybody'
My name is Jessica Choisez and this is my first blog post. I am nervous about this but I am happy to be starting. I hope this will be the new "it blog." I should explain the name. Occasionally I will say something very memorable and accidentally funny and I call this a JessiQuote. So that is why this blog is called JessiQuotes.
Jess